DR In Memoriam Sketch Dump 5

Part the 5th of the DR In Memoriam sketch dump - starring STUPID MOMENTS OF THE NEXT GENERATION!!!!!!

As said in previous ones, Comment and make suggestions if you like, but keep any pairbashing to yourselves, please.

Previous Parts:
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 6

<sub>Top Row, Left
Umino Itsumi makes a shooing motion: "Oi, brats! Go back to your playground with the rest of the kiddies! Only ninja can be here!"
Yuhi Akitoshi sighs, "..."
Harusame smirks. He doesn't expect anything less from their saucy teammate.

Top Row, Center
Naisu Gai strikes a pose, with the exuberant cry of "OUR JOURNEY IS NEARLY COMPLETE, MY YOUTHFUL TEAMMATES! Just over that hill, our youthful future awaits!"
Shiranui Meimu rolls her eyes.
Hatake Jigan, resisting the urge to facepalm, points to his left and sighs, "Naisu, you moron, Konoha's THAT way."

Top Row, Right
Hyuuga Hinome deadpans, "You're lost, aren't you?"
Lee Fushiha giggles, feigning obliviousness. "NOPE! ^^ I totally know where we are!"
Aburame Shinta adjusts his glasses and then asks, "...Then why are we halfway to Wave Country, when we're supposed to be going to Suna?"

Bottom Row, Left
Tsuyao was livid. "INUZUKA! YOUR DAMN MUTT PISSED ON MY SHOES!!!!!!"
Inuzuka Kenshi huffed, "Tenmaru is NOT a mutt!"
Akimichi Ichou, sensing the imminent battle to come, started to step in, "Wait, wait... I'm sure he didn't mean it...!"

Bottom Row, Center
Watarimono Mihato shrugs, "I forgot!"
Lee Yuuga balks, "Are you serious? You forgot?"
Kimagazaki Gantetsu wails, "HOW COULD YOU FORGET SOMETHING LIKE THAT?! Oh, maaaaaaan, we're all gonna DIE!"

Bottom Row, Right
Yamanako Inoguchi wrung his hands, "Well, see... there's this girl... and she's interested in joining ANBU... and I've been considering it myself..."
Akimichi Choushi sighs - the dope has it bad, but as long as it didn't turn out to be Ichou he was interested in, all was well. If not... well... damn.
Nara Seshika doesn't even look up from the table she was trying to sleep on. "Troublesome git - don't join ANBU and get yourself killed for some silly girl."</sub>


Shading all of them was a bastard. Naming them all was twice as hard. I'll make a journal or something with all their names/info/etc, so as not to flood you with infodump. I am, however, extremely pleased with their new costumes. Dx I do think this one is a bit too big, image-size wise - what's your opinion: should I chop off the text on the left and try and squeeze it in elsewhere?
EDIT: Fixed layout of image. I hated having the text hanging off like that on the end. All better nao.

Basic gist:
Akitoshi is Kurenai and Asuma's kid. Aw.
Harusame is the result of Yamato and Ayame the ramen girl.
Itsumi is the brat spawn of Iruka and Anko.
Naisu Gai - DUR, Maito Gai spawn. o_O;
Meimu is Gemna Shiranui's bratling. Why purple hair? I dunno.
Jigan - Again, obviously a Kakashi brat. His eyes are the same color - stupid hair just gets in the way.
Hinome's the older brat of Tenten and Neji. She likes weapons... a lot.
Shinta - Shino's spawn. Totally lusts after the leather-clad Fushiha.
Fushiha and her younger sister, Yuuga, are Hana Inuzuka and Rock Lee spawn. They have a little brother (not shown).
Kenshi is the brat of Kiba - don't insult his dog.
Ichou and Choushi are Chouji's twins.
Inoguchi is Yamanaka spawn, though might just be from the extended branch of those clans (haven't decided) - the same goes for Seshika Nara.
Tsuyao - orphan. She's based loosely off a dancer I saw in a documentary on dance styles.
Mihato - based of martial arts wire-fight movies. Has cosplayed Princess Fuun.
Gantetsu - wants to be 8th Hokage. Might just get there too.

Have I devoured your brains yet?