Das Kinder Meme - Cracktastic

I enjoyed this meme for some reason.

Crack. Needing a d20 to roll the first three pairings. Mutant crack babies.

Pairing 1: Nott night dark. Bad food pun? Yes. Also, Scorpius probably deserves a crazy girl like this, who will rip off her clothes to beat the stupid out of him for love. She has Chocolate's goddess jewelery. >:3

Pairing 2: Jeeze, this kid is cute.

Pairing 3: Glowy eyes of Mako or another soul on board? It was a surprise to roll Yayoi and Reno.

Pairing 4: HAY RINJI, IS THAT YOUR BROTHER THERE?
Rinji's from my doujin project, In Memoriam. Seriously, though, they are his parents. I find it terribly amusing that Sasuke would have a kid who looks slightly more like his brother than him.
...little does Sasuke know that if Rinji goes off with his beloved Hana-chan, it's highly likely future Uchiha will be redheads.

Pairing 5: ANCIENT EGYPTIAN LASER BEAMS. Kisara's still in the spirit form, people. And Seto x Ishizu is hot and full of snark.



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