Yes, I would really offer Ryou Bakura tea. I'd also offer cookies and maybe a sandwich. I'm civilized like that. I am also REALLY PALE.
NINJA BAKURA. HOHOHOHO...
Yeah, I ship Anzu x Bakura.
I know, it's tantamount to sacrilege in a series that's a total sausagefest, but I like it anyway.
BAKURA - NO NEED FOR NEW SUPERVILLIANS.
Steal his fav card. I dare you.
Thief King Bakura and Atemu meeting as kids? Yeah. I don't see this going well. Or at all, actually.
Bakura and the Bluetooth earpiece. Inspired by Dr. House and his evil hallucination.
MOKUBA, GODDAMN IT. STOP GETTING KIDNAPPED. I mean, Seto will get him back in under 15 minutes, but hey, it's getting tiresome.